Playbreakers Podcast

Big Hat Heads

"We're gonna be completely honest... We done messed up. We're late to the party and brought a Costco sized container of warm potato salad. We didn't even ladle that sh*t into a serving bowl. And hate to break it to you, we're going to ask you to cover the cost plus the gas to go get it. Just Venmo us, we'll wait. Fully aware we are the worst. I guess better late than never. 
We just couldn't divert our attention long enough from the big hats. The absolute pinnacle of where society is headed, moving towards a convergence of humanity and Minecraft. We cant wait, in an instant it completely replaced the cowboy hat and its entire cultural and majestically paradoxical history of buffoonery. 
We are enamored by the thought that there is potentially an infinite nesting set of hats sitting beneath that apex lid. We are not worthy. You are not worthy. You should still listen to this episode. It will make you more worthy. Do this now... Just do it... do it.... DO IT! " -Shia LeBeouf    

Doge’d a bullet

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy Animals! We made this particular episode with you, our cherished listener, in mind. It's more juicy than that bird on your dinner table will ever be! This episode will arm you with everything you need to run out the clock on your argumentative drunk uncle before he baby barfs bourbon on himself and goes to lay down.  Economy, Politics, Sports, The meaning of life, its all here, just hit play.
On a serious note, We are thankful for our growing listener base, if it wasn't for the the great reception and feedback we've received, we would of stopped doing this a long time ago and we'd be remiss if we didn't acknowledge you before we start shoveling pumpkin pie down our throats. Thanks listeners, ENJOY!

There’s No More Kool Aid Left, Donnie

This week we are filled with wonder and awe as the most loyal MAGA's ditch their favorite flag-waving, lib-owning brand, showing their fair weathered approach to politics. Much of the time is spent recapping what happened in the midterms and what it may mean for the future. We talk about Florida's favorite son Ronny D, and whether he has what it takes to face off with Trump in the primaries. We also talk about how the Blue wall held its own because the foundation of Bernie blue candidates fortified it. 
As the mid-term dust settles we also spend time kicking up dirt in the NFL rumor mill and as always finish up with our biggest assholes and favorite picks of the week. This episode surely won't disappoint...

Mid-term toilet babies

Oh yes, it is once again that glorious time of the year, when all the ugliest household names call you constantly, shamelessly asking you to contribute just a few dollars to helping them defeat their equally ludicrous opponent that may or may not believe that elections are rigged. We, at the Second Mouse, nailed the predictions as we take joy in telling the pollster where they can stick their shitty polling samples.  We lay down all the reasons we were skeptical of the red wave as the only shake up on American shores comes from another hurricane in the Atlantic. We also talk commanders, colts and which coaches are getting the boot by the season's end. All in all, more of the best from the best podcast that puts in the least effort. Seriously give it a listen and laugh along with us at the Second Mouse. 

Purge in the Bronx

This episode, Q laments about his beloved Yankees as October's playoff body count rises. The second mouse predicts how the off season will shake down and why it may mean more pinstripe pains next season.  We talk about everyone's least favorite college dropout and his despicable rants, as his empire 'all falls down' around him. We savor another week of miracles as the Giants rise in the rankings among the NFL and wonder where the trade deadline pieces will fall. Tom reacts to the Commanders, controlling the means of production to suck. Riverboat Ron secures extended tenure by pure luck. Before wrapping up with the normal picks and assholes of the week, we talk horror movies and which movies keep us up [watching] at night. Happy Halloween you filthy animals!    

The Charleston Creeper

You really think you're something special don't ya? Scrolling by knowing god damn well that you can't resist the opportunity to recap all the latest sports news. We can tell by the stupid expression on your ugly mug that you are more curious than my Karen of a neighbor, about what the hell went so so so very right for the Giants this week. We're also well aware of your affinity to rub salt in the wound of the Mets early playoff exit and how things have already played out thus far in October.  But you know what, it's fine, I bet that "other" podcast is gonna tell you all about Kanye's x-rated powerpoint. Probably not though and least of all will they try to bring a little accountability to this world with their weekly Assholes Of The Week.  Last but not least, some sweet relief in things you can watch, listen or tailgate for to get you through another week, does your "other" podcast do that for you? Nope just us at the Second Mouse. 
Credits:
COAST CONTRA - THE ENEMY FREESTYLE- https://youtu.be/uQbPO2Xc5e0
COAST CONTRA - SPEECHLESS FREESTYLE- https://youtu.be/AWzy7-Z8FE8 
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Body of Christ Nachos

It's October, the bloodiest month of the year, between all the horror shows to stream and the NFL this month, it is already full of carnage. By far, the scariest thing we saw last week was when Tua literally left his body on Thursday Night Football, it was so intense it caused J.J. Watt's heart to skip beats. We reflect on the drama in Boston that pre-occupied all the bro-hive minds last week. After the dust settled, we wonder if the Celtics didn't go far enough, sorry visor bros, we have a very unconventional take here.
Jeffrey Dahmer is back in the pop culture lexicon, we wonder if the reaction was too much or too little and why its probably not the case either way. We also save you about 5 hours by providing all the reasons to avoid Netflix's 'Devil in Ohio' as we round out our beer infused rants with another rousing bunch of assholes of the week. Don't forget to stick around for the picks, they're some of the best we've had all year! Now that you read this long winded, poorly grammatical synopsis, you might as well listen in... or F**k off!
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30 for 30: Brett Favre, D**k Pics to Grifter

Here we go again, another week of football is in the books and three guesses you got burnt by all the NFL melodrama in your fantasy league too. Sucks, welcome to the club, take a load off, sit down, get comfy, crack a cold one, Russ will cook you up a 'dangerous russwich'  while you listen to this weeks episode. 
Summer is over, Baseball is about to be interesting, so we give some updates on that. we ask ourselves why the raiders village looks so plundered. we grossly over estimate the Giants monday night performance and are reassured they are the team we knew they were. 
If you didn't get the hint from the title, we talk Brett Lorenzo Favre (we agree its a stupid middle name) and his perpetual inability to use text messaging appropriately.  
As always thanks to our listeners for your support, You're the best, we appreciate all your help in making this pod grow!
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Chocolate Starfish and Cocktail Weiner Fingers

Here at the Second Mouse we believe you should feel good about the things that get you down, think of us like a scab on your favorite festering wound  (we know you got one) that you like to rip off weekly and bleed out.
Speaking of bleeding out, We pay tribute to Bills Mafia as they embrace a condiment rich and table-less utopia as they dominate early then, while we wonder when will the blood letting in Denver cease. After we finishing talking all things NFL through the first two weeks. On  the flips side, things you wish would stop talking includes your boss, telling you about corporates latest worst effort initiative called 'TRAP'. We then do the usual finger wagging before giving you ways to drown out your boss this week with great picks from Q and Tom.   
As always thanks to our listeners for your support, You're the best, we appreciate all your help in making this pod grow!
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You Drafted what?!: Fantasy Football Chaos Live (Featuring Philly)

Our people pleasing is getting shameless. We drafted our fantasy league live for all of you to behold. We have to admit we had fun, probably not as much as you will judging the shit outta our picks. Philly joins us again dropping late round knowledge as we scramble to find upside value at the bottom of the barrel. We talk behavior and patterns, home team bias  and share our thoughts and reactions as we snake through what will be the foundation for our emotional turmoil for the next 4 months.
You'll definitely miss some laughs but if you just want the draft feel free to fast forward 45 minutes, we wont judge, much.
Even though draft fatigue had set in, we still managed to squeeze out some asshole and picks of the week just for you. (picks below)
Rick and Morty: Season 6 (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21599650/?ref_=tt_eps_rec)
The Sandman (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751634/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)
House Of The Dragon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11198330/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)
The Ballad of Perilous Graves (https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/60376501-the-ballad-of-perilous-graves) 
Motionloop (https://www.lightricks.com/products) 
As always thanks to our listeners for your support, You're the best, we appreciate all your help in making this pod grow!
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