Playbreakers Podcast

On time or Untimely

Tyler joins the mouse this week and keeps things interesting as we discuss the beginning of spring training and all things soccer. Aside from Q, the mouse is excited for new changes taking effect in MLB and the mouse debates why the new pitch clock is a welcomed change. While East Palestine is feeling the effects of a major disaster, Biden was busy handling things half way around the world, Why does it seem like Presidents never want to address the problems in our own backyard first and how does this blunder effect his reception with small town America? We talk about it all this episode and its a good one with plenty of laughs and things to keep you amused. Don't miss this one!

Nikki Haley and the Presidential Train Disaster

Check out this week's episode of the Second Mouse Podcast! Join us as we uncover top-secret intelligence on the whereabouts of our missing third co-host, and explore the questionable presidential run of Nikki Haley - a candidate who, despite her flaws, may offer some irresistible "Jeb Bush moments". We also delve into the ecological disaster unfolding in Ohio, and discuss the Democrats' unforced error in ignoring the situation. And if you're a football fan, don't miss our take on the QB market and the potential impact of Eric Bieniemy on the Commanders.
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Gatto Goes to Gitmo

We were down a mouse this week luckily Philly showed up and kept Q and Tom from spending the whole episode talking about their fondness for charcuterie and its associated paraphernalia. We've got sports, we've got politics, we've got spy balloons and possibly a few jokes if dark humor and self-flagellation is your gig, you want to hear this. If you love the episode join our discord, we make sure to keep it extra weird for your liking. 

2nd Third Time’s The Charm

We talk the wild ride from bore to score as we reflect on philly's auto-pilot through the playoffs and the battle for Burrowhead. While Niners shut down early, a few extra downs in KC had us scratching our heads. Lastly, we give our predictions for the Super Bowl as we head into pro-bowl week.
We turn back in time as we share our most cringe high school stories. Just as we are trying to repress those memories again, friends of the pod chime in with some mind blowing tales of their own. If you have a cringe high school story, join our discord and share it with us! 

Let Byron’s Be By-gone’s

We almost renamed this episode 'The Lucky Losers' since we barely touched on any of the teams that won the divisional round, they won, they're good, enough said. Instead we cringe over the how the Giants slept through their game, scratch our heads over the Bills, pretend to be shocked over the Jags and ponder if the curse of the cowboys truly exists (of course not, they just can't string two wins together in the playoffs to save their lives). We touch on the coaching carousel and Brady's season ending demise before we do our best impersonations of gateway pundits, where the only convincible part of that was our blood alcohol levels. Seriously though Biden, get it together, we can barely keep up with the delusional fabrications of George Santos and Steven Crowder. Anyhow, good laughs and even better picks of the week, so listen in if you haven't already. Join our Discord, Watch on Twitch, Tell your friends.  

The Stiff Arm Heard ’Round The World

We break down the first week of the NFL playoffs, skipping over little to nothing this episode. We talk more coaching carousel and what we think is becoming of Brandon Staley's role with the Chargers. Things were a little different this week (good different if you ask us) as we've taken the pod live on Twitch. Friends of the pod joined in, giving their takes and asking us questions, we loved it and hope to do more of it. We rounded out our NFL discussion with some predictions for this week. We hope you listen in, jump on the discord and let us know what your feelings are about this past week's discussion. 

Kliff Kingsbury Got Lovie Smith’d

The NFL regular season is officially over which means only one thing: Firings have commenced. Its the time of year that coaches get their performance reviews, unfortunately for them it is pass or get out. The second mouse breakdowns what jobs are open and who might fill them best. We talk Tua in Miami and who might be the best to fill in. Tom reacts to his Washington Commanders and how much they miss Sean McVay on the payroll. Lastly, we make playoff predictions about who will end up in Arizona before reflecting on the hysterically depressing start to most recent congressional session. Just like Lovie, we wonder if McCarthy's days are already numbered as house speaker. 
Don't forget to stick around to the end, we give our weekly assholes (and heroes) of the week and we let know what we have been watching with our picks of the week. This segment is sure not to disappoint, (Proceed with caution: spoilers ahead)

Girl Bossing in the CIA

The Holidays are over, its a new year and you've already given up on your resolutions. Cool, us too. What we haven't given up on is bringing you another great episode of the Second Mouse. We drop right into 2023 with a review of The Recruit and why we can only assume the writer's room launched a psyop campaign against itself. We get into all the great sports games we watched during the holidays before landing on our beloved Giants doing what nobody expected them to and how the Commanders Wentz'd themselves out of the wildcard, something they weren't apparently aware of. We talk Michigan Jim, NFL's COY and reflect on who surprised us the most this year players and coaches alike. At some point, We slip briefly into the fabricated reality of George Santos, who's story gets more bizarre by the moment. 
Dont forget our fan favorite segments, where we keep to tradition calling out societies weekly assholes and what caught our eyes in Entertainment.
   

The Cult of the Mouse

It's the Friday before Christmas and you're trying to wrap up that last minute work thing and get a jump on the weekend. Speaking of wrapping, theres still a dozen gifts hiding in the back of your closet that have yet to be wrapped (who are we kidding, you plan to throw that ugly Christmas sweater in a gift bag). Speaking of ugly Christmas sweater, your buddy invited you to a pub crawl tonight. You dont have high expectations but do hope that cute girl from the last one will be there again and towards the end of the night, that god forsaken Christmas song with Mariah Carey comes on and you both scream it into eachother's faces under some Holly and take it back to your place for a little unwrapping as a yule log burns in the fire place (wtf is a yule anyhow?!).
So you take care of the work shit, the presents and head out to the bar with your most hideous sweater on and sure enough hot girl is there, one problem though. She wont stop talking about this week's Second Mouse Podcast and because you didnt take the short time time to listen she ends up going home and getting naughty on someone else's list. Moral of the Story: Listen to this episode.
Happy Holidays!

Throat Goat of Liberty

Imagine coming into being as sliced bologna. You live layered between wax papers, sheltered from the world by your plastic packaging, well within your shelf life. The only expectation for you is to be a delicatessen's delight but one day a darked haired girl decides you're the package that will nourish her, however things tend not to work out the way you expect and before long some slack jawed weirdo (probably named Pete or Tom) slaps you on a piece of wonder bread and begins to mound hellman's and frenches on your bare exposed meaty flesh. At first this probably feels terrible, awkward and unusual but as your oily skin mixes with the emulsified eggwhites and pungent seed sauce, the smothering only makes you feel more alive. It is at this point that one intrusive thought has taken the last of your sensibility, you desire nothing but to be consumed and will stop at nothing to achieve a level of nothingness. All of which culminates into being chewed up, rather loudly and then bird beaked into Elon Musk's mouth where it mingles with the plaque on his molars.
What a crazy metaphor for the direction Kanye's life has taken, but not inaccurate. 
Anyhow, we think you gotta listen to this episode, its ridiculous and much better for your health that an open face bologna sandwich.